GQ is definitely not knocking down the doors to get to Loyola's guys, and you won't see the girls on the cover of Cosmopolitan. Still, the campus overall is a fairly attractive one. The problem is that for most of the year, Loyola students hide their most attractive features with scarves, gloves, and long underwear. You would think that any piece of uncovered flesh would immediately turn to ice and fall off, which could theoretically happen in Chicago's frigid winter. The trick is to get people out of their cold weather clothes. Then they're hot. The best part about students is that they all come from different social and economic backgrounds, making it very likely you'll find someone to curl up by the fire and drink hot cocoa with on a cold night.
Students are not at Loyola because they wanted to have fun while at college. The University does not have the academic prestige of Harvard, nor does it challenge the party reputation of places like Indiana University. Loyola is somewhere in between. Students find a way to blend academic prowess with having a good time. Most students do not go around looking to get laid, but people can let themselves go when the right party arises.