For campus safety officials and RAs, Alfred University is a cakewalk. All they really ever have to do is shut students up after quiet hours and sweep their rooms for paraphernalia. Despite their best efforts, students are generally very well behaved on campus.
Regulations concerning substance abuse, theft, or assault are strictly enforced, while every other rule is bendable and easily lobbied in your favor. Got a parking ticket? Appeal it, or better yet, pay a visit to your friend, the parking clerk. The great thing about having a campus that is so student-run is that you know plenty of people in beneficial places. Also, Alfred students just don’t go out of their way to break rules. There’s a nice ebb and flow of socially acceptable activity, and everyone on campus seems to be in the groove. After all, who can afford to be fined for throwing snowballs (it’s true!) when the price of school continues to skyrocket?